literature

Jacket Man

Deviation Actions

musical-box's avatar
By
Published:
89 Views

Literature Text

(to the tune of the Spiderman song)

Jacket Man
Jacket Man
Does whatever a jacket can
Keeps you warm
Sits around
Zips right up and then zips back down
Look ouuuuuuuutt
Here comes the Jacket Man
I was at the park with my boyfriend and there were three people at the basketball court: Shitcunt (the guy who couldn't play at all and kept talking himself up), Sister/girlfriend (who might have been either the girlfriend or sister of one of the guys) and JacketMan (who wore a neon orange shirt of DOOOOOOOOOM.)

it's not an original tune, but let's overlook that shall we?
because i love you?
© 2009 - 2024 musical-box
Comments5
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Ta-Tsu's avatar
you love me? i'm SO remembering that!